when my older sister was in high school they had a really strict policy against note passing and if they caught a note they’d read it in front of class so my sister and her friends all learned tolkien elvish so if a teacher ever found their notes they wouldn’t be able to read it
plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner
why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate
for example: me

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor
so basically we want Donna back