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June 2013

dicksprite:

IT’S NOT EVEN ABUOT SHIPPING ANYMORE ITS JUST

IM SO FUCINKGNING HAPPY THEYRE GONNA MEET THEYR EGONNA TA;LK THEYVE BEEN FRIEDNS FOR YEARS AND THEYRE FINALY GOING TO MEET OH MY GOFHDH

Jun 19, 2013522 notes

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

Jun 19, 201355,283 notes
  • men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
  • women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.
Jun 19, 201337,940 notes

wandererstryding:

if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong

Jun 19, 201339,856 notes
“Shout, friends of Liberty, aloud!
Shout with a mighty tone!
Sing, angels in the upper world,
A song of Freedom’s own!
Now stripes and bondage are exchanged,
For peace and quiet homes,
Where no slave-driver’s voice is heard,
And never blood-hound comes.
[June 19th is Juneteenth, when the enslaved of Galveston, TX knew they were freed in 1865. Phebe Hanaford wrote this poem for the enslaved who were waiting, at the end of the U.S. Civil War to be freed.]”
—Phebe Hanaford, “Waiting for the Hour” From Shore to Shore (1871) p.101 (Universalist, reformer, suffragist, clergy)
Jun 19, 20134 notes
“What makes good society? I answer, in one word, real fellowship.” —William Hazlitt, Table Talk (1823) p.332 (Unitarian, painter, essayist, critic)
Jun 19, 20134 notes
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cyniquegrantaire:

Enjolras has drafts of every message he’d tried to send to Grantaire. One day Courfeyrac takes his phone and send them all. 

It goes from “I really like your hair today” to some really lovely poems he took from Jehan. 

Jun 19, 201371 notes
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pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

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only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

Jun 19, 201396,768 notes

jujunghe:

new student enjolras protesting the dress code for women in school showing up in a skirt the very first day

nobody blinks and at first he thinks his protest is going great and everyone is being supportive and open minded

he throws a chair against the wall as soon as he realizes it’s because nobody noticed he is a guy

Jun 18, 20132,121 notes
Jun 18, 2013140 notes

angrycosette:

Seriously though how could I manage to steal Marius from anyone I was raised by a man who couldn’t even steal bread without getting caught

Jun 18, 2013133 notes
“If we can’t write diversity into sci-fi, then what’s the point? You don’t create new worlds to give them all the same limits of the old ones.” —Jane Espenson (from interview with Advocate.com)
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  • Meg: Christine, whoever is your new vocal coach?
  • Christine: I don't know man
  • Christine: The fucking rafters
  • Christine: I legit don't know
Jun 18, 20133,942 notes

but-i-ship-it-so-hard:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist

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the future is now

Jun 18, 201356,286 notes

mond0:

ruler-of-the-nerds:

roboboners:

ambidextrousmalpractice:

wesley-crusher:

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

someone should try to actually pronounce this and make it an audio post

please

or you can listen to it on google translate

HEOBGFHEBNHWFGO WHAT IS AIR

i regret this post so much

Jun 18, 201356,282 notes

1500hp:

the aight gatsby

Jun 18, 201339,441 notes
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cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

You are a saint.

Jun 18, 2013199,517 notes
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thetrickytrickster:

fuudz:

sinshana:

fuudz:

sinshana:

fuudz:

sinshana:

(◕︿◕ )

…✿

( ´ ▽ ` )ノ✿     You dropped this

(◕△◕ ) !!!

( ´ ▽ ` )~✿   (◕﹏◕ ) T-thank you

(◕﹏◕✿) ヘ(´ ▽ `  ) please take care of it okay?

(✿◕‿◕)  (´ ▽ ` ノ)

..Okay

(✿◕‿◕)  ヾ( ´ ▽ `  )  I need to go now, please stay safe!

(✿◕‿◕)                                           (  ´ ▽ `  )

(✿◕‿◕)  

 

(✿ ///////)  

this is the fucking cutest thing make with japanese emotes omg

Jun 18, 201333,390 notes
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youremydirtydisease:

crrrash:

  • you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
  • something is always touching you
  • you can always see your nose
  • your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
  • you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
  • you can’t imagine a new colour

this ruined my life

Jun 18, 2013137,485 notes
Jun 18, 201340,345 notes

amoying:

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

Jun 18, 201375,026 notes

magicconchshell:

i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi

Jun 18, 201339,580 notes
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fuck-yeah-titties-and-jazz:

most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:

“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”

Jun 18, 201320,227 notes

beanthewiener:

but the problem is that grantaire pines too 

so they do that thing where enjolras will stare at him from across the room and r will look up and he’ll look down. and thEN GRANTAIRE WILL STARE AT HIM UNTIL ENJOLRAS GOES BACK TO STARING AT HIM.

and they just do this on repeat and courfeyrac just motions to jehan that he’s going to hurt himself

Jun 17, 2013219 notes
Jun 17, 2013188 notes

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

Jun 17, 201352,262 notes
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slydigged:

sexual orientation: not u

Jun 17, 201326,571 notes

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

Jun 17, 201399,160 notes

defendthefaith:

wedding vows: ‘and i promise to love you almost as much as i love fall out boy’ 

Jun 17, 20137,933 notes
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atlasalpha:

suddenly realizing your friend sent you a message hours ago and you’ve just been accidentally ignoring them the entire time

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Jun 17, 201355,115 notes
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Thank you, papa, for giving me bonds when I was younger. My bank account loves you. 

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Jun 17, 2013
#papa=grandpa #liveblogging life
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