IT’S NOT EVEN ABUOT SHIPPING ANYMORE ITS JUST
IM SO FUCINKGNING HAPPY THEYRE GONNA MEET THEYR EGONNA TA;LK THEYVE BEEN FRIEDNS FOR YEARS AND THEYRE FINALY GOING TO MEET OH MY GOFHDH
June 2013
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
- men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
- women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.
if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong
Shout with a mighty tone!
Sing, angels in the upper world,
A song of Freedom’s own!
Now stripes and bondage are exchanged,
For peace and quiet homes,
Where no slave-driver’s voice is heard,
And never blood-hound comes.
[June 19th is Juneteenth, when the enslaved of Galveston, TX knew they were freed in 1865. Phebe Hanaford wrote this poem for the enslaved who were waiting, at the end of the U.S. Civil War to be freed.]” —Phebe Hanaford, “Waiting for the Hour” From Shore to Shore (1871) p.101 (Universalist, reformer, suffragist, clergy)
Enjolras has drafts of every message he’d tried to send to Grantaire. One day Courfeyrac takes his phone and send them all.
It goes from “I really like your hair today” to some really lovely poems he took from Jehan.
I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god
only in australia
wait how did the emus win
have you ever met an emu
new student enjolras protesting the dress code for women in school showing up in a skirt the very first day
nobody blinks and at first he thinks his protest is going great and everyone is being supportive and open minded
he throws a chair against the wall as soon as he realizes it’s because nobody noticed he is a guy
Seriously though how could I manage to steal Marius from anyone I was raised by a man who couldn’t even steal bread without getting caught
- Meg: Christine, whoever is your new vocal coach?
- Christine: I don't know man
- Christine: The fucking rafters
- Christine: I legit don't know
i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist
the future is now
sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
someone should try to actually pronounce this and make it an audio post
please
HEOBGFHEBNHWFGO WHAT IS AIR
i regret this post so much
the aight gatsby
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO
You are a saint.
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( ´ ▽ ` )ノ✿ You dropped this
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( ´ ▽ ` )~✿ (◕﹏◕ ) T-thank you
(◕﹏◕✿) ヘ(´ ▽ ` ) please take care of it okay?
(✿◕‿◕) (´ ▽ ` ノ)
..Okay
(✿◕‿◕) ヾ( ´ ▽ ` ) I need to go now, please stay safe!
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this is the fucking cutest thing make with japanese emotes omg
- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
this ruined my life
QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY
i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi
most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:
“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”
but the problem is that grantaire pines too
so they do that thing where enjolras will stare at him from across the room and r will look up and he’ll look down. and thEN GRANTAIRE WILL STARE AT HIM UNTIL ENJOLRAS GOES BACK TO STARING AT HIM.
and they just do this on repeat and courfeyrac just motions to jehan that he’s going to hurt himself
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
sexual orientation: not u
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
wedding vows: ‘and i promise to love you almost as much as i love fall out boy’
suddenly realizing your friend sent you a message hours ago and you’ve just been accidentally ignoring them the entire time
Thank you, papa, for giving me bonds when I was younger. My bank account loves you.









